5 Disney lessons you shouldn’t put into practice at work

  • Just whistle while you work.
    • Just don’t. This should require no further explanation.
  • Colleague asleep on the job?
    • Do not, under any circumstance, attempt to awaken them with a kiss. This would be a sexual harassment complaint waiting to happen.
  • Leaving your shoe behind to remind people you exist.
    • This will simply remind your colleagues that your feet probably smell.
  • Just keep rubbing until something comes out.
    • See the answers to lessons 1 and 2.
  • Collecting gizmos and gadgets aplenty.
    • This will annoy your peers when they figure out where all the teaspoons have disappeared to.
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