Get your mind out of the gutter!

Admittedly, I chuckled more than a serious adult has any right to when I found these in the staff canteen. Of course, I had to buy them. Good work, Tango marketing team!

I’m disappointed. The blue balls are not big enough, the pack isn’t as full as I would like, and there isn’t enough kick to the flavour – meaning that sucking the blue balls was an underwhelming experience. The chewiness and tongue painting, however, was satisfactory.

Would packing these bad boys up into trick or treat bags be wrong on the double entendre level? Or should I just announce that I spent a day at work sucking on slightly unsatisfying blue balls?

Decisions, decisions.