I have some awesome slippers. They are old, comfy, and have seen better days.

They’re ragged enough that the bloke was telling me over the weekend that they have taken on a life of their own and are trying to kill him.

Now, do these look like killer slippers to you? Their teeth are far too cute.

I should probably wear some new ones in. And hide these old ones in his bag next time he’s over for the weekend. 😀